Why Men Take So Long on the Toilet

Here’s a theory for you. Woman is to closet, as man is to bathroom. We can sense you nodding in agreement so we’ll continue. Handling your bathroom business is about more than just a necessary human function. It’s about psychological relief, too. It’s where you think about stuff. Doom-scroll through the news. Plan out your day.  Maybe you’re reading this from your porcelain throne right now. Here’s why.

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