We’re not ashamed to admit. We don’t really know wtf TikTok is. Or how it took over the world. We remember its rise. Then, we remember headlines about it being banned in America? Oh, and we remember that old guy skateboarding while drinking Ocean Spray. Or orange juice or whatever it was. And that’s about it. So how did this goofy Chinese app take over, really? Finally, someone explained it to us.